You know why the Jungle Cruise is so awesome? You get to sit for awhile, after not waiting in too long of a line. And the new-ish piranhas they added in are sublime.
I do wish they'd re-envision the ride a bit though - the modern satirical take on the Cruise has evolved from being self-knowingly funny, to the Guides sounding just bored as they rush through the 'jokes.' There are still a few guides who know how to pull off that kind of line delivery, but they've seemed few and far between the couple of years...less 'Disney Magic' and more 'Universal Acting.'
Anyways, leaves and wood textures are the purpose of this one...
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